Did you know...

A roll of toilet paper will soak up almost all the water in the toilet bowl.

I know this because I had to fish an entire roll of toilet paper out of the toilet bowl this evening. Cardboard tube and all. Why, you ask? Because that's where my 2 year old daughter Carson thought it should go. It's logical really. After all, that's where mommy and sissy put the toilet paper, why shouldn't she?

When I explained that mommy and sissy don't usually put the whole roll in, she wrinkled up her little nose, gave a little laugh, and said, "Oh, sowwy mom."

This mom thing is so glamorous...