Your Mama Don't Dance
I laughed. Why did I laugh? Don't I know by now that when you laugh at someone else's misfortune that you are just begging to have a heaping portion of your own? See for yourself.
Hello Bret Michaels! My poor Carson woke up from her nap with 80's big hair band hair. Might as well give her a guitar to smash. Oh well, I guess every rose DOES have it's thorn.