Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ugly Naked Guy

I have been watching Friends for many, many years now so I am due my very own real life Friends-esque experience. I got it the other day and now I'm wondering...could I be any more disgusted?

A few weeks ago my neighbor came over to ask if I needed someone to mow my lawn. I said sure and he has done a very nice job both times. This last time he mowed early in the morning and I didn't have any cash so I told him I'd pay him later after I had gone to the ATM. Big mistake.

When I got home I noticed he was home and Memphis and I crossed the street and rang our neighbor's doorbell. His clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door was closed, but his main door was WIDE OPEN. Here he comes, around the corner in all his naked glory(used VERY loosely), holding a beer.

So I turned around and walked back to my house still in possession of his $20. Great. Now what? I don't have any frame of reference for this. I have never known anyone who was greeted in this manner. Not even Rachel or Phoebe.

For the sake of my sanity, I have to assume that his doorbell did not ring and that he was merely walking around his own home in the buff with no idea that I was standing there with my infant son. But, I can't shake the obvious question. Why, why, why would you walk around your home glaringly naked with only the clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door between you and your fully clothed neighbors?

If you know the answer, please don't tell me. I prefer to live in ignorant bliss, thank you.



Blogger karin said...

Hahahahahaha. . .


You were doomed to have a real friends experience sooner or later. ;o)

4/10/07, 6:53 PM  
Anonymous Erica said...


I'm sure it wasn't funny for you but it sure is to read about it ;)

4/11/07, 2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eeewwww gross....I think this is how guys flirt nowadays;)


4/11/07, 8:23 PM  
Anonymous Marcia said...

I got nothin' in my noggin right now but the look of wide-eyed terror on your face I'm sure you had when you saw him...and I can't stop laughing!

4/15/07, 12:03 PM  

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