Ugly Naked Guy
I have been watching Friends for many, many years now so I am due my very own real life Friends-esque experience. I got it the other day and now I'm wondering...could I be any more disgusted?
A few weeks ago my neighbor came over to ask if I needed someone to mow my lawn. I said sure and he has done a very nice job both times. This last time he mowed early in the morning and I didn't have any cash so I told him I'd pay him later after I had gone to the ATM. Big mistake.
When I got home I noticed he was home and Memphis and I crossed the street and rang our neighbor's doorbell. His clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door was closed, but his main door was WIDE OPEN. Here he comes, around the corner in all his naked glory(used VERY loosely), holding a beer.
So I turned around and walked back to my house still in possession of his $20. Great. Now what? I don't have any frame of reference for this. I have never known anyone who was greeted in this manner. Not even Rachel or Phoebe.
For the sake of my sanity, I have to assume that his doorbell did not ring and that he was merely walking around his own home in the buff with no idea that I was standing there with my infant son. But, I can't shake the obvious question. Why, why, why would you walk around your home glaringly naked with only the clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door between you and your fully clothed neighbors?
If you know the answer, please don't tell me. I prefer to live in ignorant bliss, thank you.
A few weeks ago my neighbor came over to ask if I needed someone to mow my lawn. I said sure and he has done a very nice job both times. This last time he mowed early in the morning and I didn't have any cash so I told him I'd pay him later after I had gone to the ATM. Big mistake.
When I got home I noticed he was home and Memphis and I crossed the street and rang our neighbor's doorbell. His clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door was closed, but his main door was WIDE OPEN. Here he comes, around the corner in all his naked glory(used VERY loosely), holding a beer.
So I turned around and walked back to my house still in possession of his $20. Great. Now what? I don't have any frame of reference for this. I have never known anyone who was greeted in this manner. Not even Rachel or Phoebe.
For the sake of my sanity, I have to assume that his doorbell did not ring and that he was merely walking around his own home in the buff with no idea that I was standing there with my infant son. But, I can't shake the obvious question. Why, why, why would you walk around your home glaringly naked with only the clear, transparent, see-through, glass screen door between you and your fully clothed neighbors?
If you know the answer, please don't tell me. I prefer to live in ignorant bliss, thank you.
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posted by Megan at 4:21 PM
4 Comments:
Hahahahahaha. . .
Hahahahahaha!!
You were doomed to have a real friends experience sooner or later. ;o)
OMG Megan! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I'm sure it wasn't funny for you but it sure is to read about it ;)
eeewwww gross....I think this is how guys flirt nowadays;)
Stephanie
I got nothin' in my noggin right now but the look of wide-eyed terror on your face I'm sure you had when you saw him...and I can't stop laughing!
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